Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Perils of Being a Librarian

Who knew being a librarian could be so ummm risky...or is that risque?!? In my 1st month on the job....I've experienced teenage delinquents who vandalized my car after they got thrown out for accessing porn on the computers.....I've had to call the cops to have a gentleman removed from the building for accessing porn on the computers....we had an alarm go off over a weekend....and patrons complaining about some of the books I put up for display because they are called "Flush" and "Scat". Then there is the woman who day in and day out sits in the back of the library talking to her "Babe" either on her webcam or in PalTalk. Today...they were discussing her flying him here from some foreign country and them getting married...although they've never been in the same room or country for that matter. Ahhh yes...the joys of being a librarian. I should start writing a sitcom..."As the pages Turn"?

XoXo
Pandora

2 comments:

From the Heart said...

Well, you life will never be dull. Just think, it could be worse, I had a student humping his binder today. No it wasn't Ch..., it was a freshman. I am not sure I can take three more years of another Ch... like student.

I am sure you will have many more great stories to tell.

Colorado Living said...

Remind me to tell you about my library experience when I was ten someday. Sounds like a very interesting job.